Sliding Scale Menu

All Prepared Drinks and Food are FULLY Sliding-Scale. No-one is turned away for lack of funds. Seriously. We would rather serve you for free than not at all.

(If you would like something but don’t see it on the menu, ask. If we have the ability to make it, we will!)

  • Events are welcome!

    Events do not have to be within regular business hours, and you do not need to pay a fee. We ask that you shoulder efforts of setup/breakdown and promotion, though we are happy to help as much as we reasonably can. Please read our Accessibility Statement and Event Protocols (in progress) for our boundaries in hosting your event.


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    Call us: (201) 621 - 3813

    And/or stop by the spot and inquire/check out if it’s a good fit!